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Word from on high about Spuffy shippers

Okay, guys. I've decided that I get to decide who officially counts as a Spuffy shipper. Why me? Well, I think I'm eminently qualified in that I have no Spuffy icons, therefore I'm clearly not biased in the least. Also, I had a dream about naked!Spike once, and that's clearly a sign that I'm the chosen one.

So using the authority granted to me by naked!Spike, I hereby declare that a Spuffy shipper is:

A person who likes/is fond of/gets turned on by/fantasizes about/is a fan of the character Buffy Summers (in any seasonal incarnation or AU variation) and Spike (in any seasonal or series incarnation or AU variation) together in either a canon or fanon manner (or some combination of the two). This person is required to enjoy at least one of the following: the canon angst, the canon potential, fanon possibilities, S1 Spuffy, S2 Spuffy, S3 Spuffy, S4 Spuffy, S5 Spuffy, S6 Spuffy, S7 Spuffy, post-series Spuffy, all-human AU variations, non-canon possibilities between the two, happily ever afters, crappily ever afters, twisted fucked-up Buffy/Spike, saccharine shippy Spuffy, naked!Spike, naked!Buffy, naked!Spike and naked!Buffy doing naked!things together, clothed!Spike and clothed!Buffy doing clothed!things together, Buffy and Spike in an all-penguin AU, what happened in canon, what should have happened in canon, what didn't happen and shouldn't have happened in canon, what happens in fanfics, what happens in the daydreams of every person who likes the combination of the two characters in any variety of fashions.

So if none of those describe you, you're just not a Spuffy shipper. Sorry.



Feb. 26th, 2010 11:23 pm (UTC)
Whatevs, PRUDE. Spuffy isn't about the hearts and gifts of sparkly fish, it's raw and it's sexy and it's penguins doing it underwater amongst the tentacles of a dead killer squid, covered in ink while the jellyfish look on!!

*defriends harder*

*is growing worryingly serious in her love*
Feb. 27th, 2010 01:15 am (UTC)
bogwitch will get you for killing the squid!
Feb. 27th, 2010 01:28 am (UTC)
Bring it on!!
Feb. 27th, 2010 02:48 am (UTC)
Twilight AU Penguins do the sparkly fish. Buffy fish are hard core fish. Vampire Penguin Spike does not like sparkle fish!

*am not fully committed to Sparkle Motion Fish*


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