Okay, guys. I've decided that I get to decide who officially counts as a Spuffy shipper. Why me? Well, I think I'm eminently qualified in that I have no Spuffy icons, therefore I'm clearly not biased in the least. Also, I had a dream about naked!Spike once, and that's clearly a sign that I'm the chosen one.
So using the authority granted to me by naked!Spike, I hereby declare that a Spuffy shipper is:
A person who likes/is fond of/gets turned on by/fantasizes about/is a fan of the character Buffy Summers (in any seasonal incarnation or AU variation) and Spike (in any seasonal or series incarnation or AU variation) together in either a canon or fanon manner (or some combination of the two). This person is required to enjoy at least one of the following: the canon angst, the canon potential, fanon possibilities, S1 Spuffy, S2 Spuffy, S3 Spuffy, S4 Spuffy, S5 Spuffy, S6 Spuffy, S7 Spuffy, post-series Spuffy, all-human AU variations, non-canon possibilities between the two, happily ever afters, crappily ever afters, twisted fucked-up Buffy/Spike, saccharine shippy Spuffy, naked!Spike, naked!Buffy, naked!Spike and naked!Buffy doing naked!things together, clothed!Spike and clothed!Buffy doing clothed!things together, Buffy and Spike in an all-penguin AU, what happened in canon, what should have happened in canon, what didn't happen and shouldn't have happened in canon, what happens in fanfics, what happens in the daydreams of every person who likes the combination of the two characters in any variety of fashions.
So if none of those describe you, you're just not a Spuffy shipper. Sorry.
So using the authority granted to me by naked!Spike, I hereby declare that a Spuffy shipper is:
A person who likes/is fond of/gets turned on by/fantasizes about/is a fan of the character Buffy Summers (in any seasonal incarnation or AU variation) and Spike (in any seasonal or series incarnation or AU variation) together in either a canon or fanon manner (or some combination of the two). This person is required to enjoy at least one of the following: the canon angst, the canon potential, fanon possibilities, S1 Spuffy, S2 Spuffy, S3 Spuffy, S4 Spuffy, S5 Spuffy, S6 Spuffy, S7 Spuffy, post-series Spuffy, all-human AU variations, non-canon possibilities between the two, happily ever afters, crappily ever afters, twisted fucked-up Buffy/Spike, saccharine shippy Spuffy, naked!Spike, naked!Buffy, naked!Spike and naked!Buffy doing naked!things together, clothed!Spike and clothed!Buffy doing clothed!things together, Buffy and Spike in an all-penguin AU, what happened in canon, what should have happened in canon, what didn't happen and shouldn't have happened in canon, what happens in fanfics, what happens in the daydreams of every person who likes the combination of the two characters in any variety of fashions.
So if none of those describe you, you're just not a Spuffy shipper. Sorry.
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Also: I had a sensational dream about having sex with Willow once. Can I be an authority on Wiffy shippers?
Edited at 2010-02-26 09:45 pm (UTC)
Whew.
I lost sleep over it.
Come on,
*
"Kaaaark," flapped Spike heroically, showing off his pectoral muscles. It wasn't easy, but he had caught the sodding fish in the end. Now to find his way to where his beloved Buffy was guarding their eggs.
(What? It can't be penguin AU babyfic?)
*wants it*
I mean, I'm a fan of Buffy and Spike all-flightless birds AUs but the penguin one, I just couldn't get behind. I haven't read a believeable one yet. But the emus, now there is some good fic.
(And it wasn't just the penguin AU that lured me in...)
Personally, I think S6 would have been better if Buffy had come back as a penguin.
I was afraid you were going to leave me out. But, see, you got me. >;)
But now that so many people have talked about it to the point that my razor cutting might turn into an episode of Seventh Heaven, I'm glad you stepped up to the plate and put things into perspective. I'd hate to be TWO cliches in one bag.
I love you. That is all.
bloodydivine revelation.However, I do agree with your description.
:)
But since I only like noncanon ships (and Tillow), I guess I have to, I dunno, ship them in S1. Or maybe in an all-vampire AU. Or something.
Glad to have you aboard the Good Ship Spuffy! :)
and I was like, "Um, wouldn't liking any kind of Spuffy mean you like Spuffy?"
Yep. :)
*Assuming the addendum for all flightless birds is added*
See, to me, this is the definitive statement on this subject. Case closed!
WOOT!
Absolutely! So long as we don't have to include flighted birds.
Edited at 2010-02-27 12:55 am (UTC)
absurdawesome comment thread I've ever hosted. :)I lol'd.
Would have included the penguin thing in the quotage, but it seems from Stephen's post that we've got that covered? Heh.
...link?
HOUSEMATE: See, this Buffy can't fly. Even in the comics, penguin!Buffy can't fly.
ME (retorts): In the comics, even penguin!Buffy can fly.
Are those little fangs on the penguin!Spike??? That is hilarious and brilliant!! rofl!!!