Title: Rut
Characters: Spike and Clem on a guys' night out.
Setting: Sometime during S6
Word count: 100!

Author's Note: This one's for xlivvielockex. :)

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"Spike, do you think we're stuck in a rut?"

"What?"

"Well, we come to this same bar every night. You complain about Buffy. I listen sympathetically. Then we go back to your crypt and watch the Hallmark channel - "

"No, you watch the Hallmark channel. I make fun of you."

"I think we need to do something different, Spike. A change in scenery, maybe? I was thinking a vacation. There's some lovely bed and breakfasts over on the east coast. And they're by the ocean. You know I love the ocean. What do you think?"

"...have another drink, Clem."